WhatsApp – a rhyme

Blue is the new Read

I know for sure now, you are dead

You saw the message and did not reply

You think you are smart but you aren’t sly

I know you stealthy stalker,  you saw it on your device

And yet you did not ‘lol’ at my joke, oh what a terrible vice!

You did not ‘Awwww’ at the cute puppies, the food pic too you ignored

You were up and about WhatsApp, but made us believe that you happily snored!

You are dead you silly goose you, for now I know that you read it all

You saw the memes, you saw the GIFs and yet you did not L00ol!

A mere ‘Hehe’ could have done, a simple ‘Nice’ would suffice

But you thought it fine to read my message divine

And not respond at all, you filthy swine

You know for sure, you are dead

Cause Blue is the new Read